"They tried to save me but I'm to far gone. And they called me crazy so I played along"

133 people put up with the shit I reblog/post everyday and I love them for it

"Are you currently at your house?" he asked.
"Um, no," I said.
"That was a trick question. I knew the answer, because I am currently at your house."
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screams-geometrically:

theoppositeofsane:

youngblackandvegan:

kyleehenke:

I cannot be stopped

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

This is a spiritual experience.

I want this as my ringtone

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paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

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rollingsreliable:

Hey everyone, it’s been too long since you’ve watched this. I don’t care when you last watched it. Unless you’re literally watching it while you read this, it has been too long since you’ve watched it.

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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magestiles:

A while back I did an edit giveaway, seemed right to do an ACTUAL shirt/dvd giveaway fer once, since I actually have some money now. E>

-I will pick 3 Tumblr Users
-This random generator will pick from the pool of names

-You have until August 14th (11pm EST) to reblog/like
-You can reblog as many times as you want, likes also count
-Please remember that you’ll have to supply me with an address to send the prize to
-All ask boxes must be open at all times, if the winner does not respond within the first 24 hours after being notified I will roll for another
-Winners will be posted and messaged on August 15th

LOOT:

  • 1st and 2nd Place - A pick from my Teen Wolf line of shirts on Redbubble
  • 3rd Place - Any one of the Teen Wolf Dvds, of their own choosing